Pirate Booty

Melissa & Doug is a sweet toy and kids' products manufacturer that makes adorable puzzles, games, play food, and other such things made from quality, natural wood. One of their products is a wooden pirate chest. Now keep in mind that an item like this is obviously going to appeal to young boys. Got that? Okay, now read what the pirate is saying on the front of the chest.

A pedophiliac pirate? I DON'T GET IT.